White Noise

A rant on Excel and Bad Ideas.

The great thing about the internet is that anyone can share their thoughts, the problem with the internet is that anyone can share there thoughts. A classic dichotomy if you will.

We see this all the time, people talking utter, utter rubbish about things they don’t understand. As “organisations” have started to blog more and more this issue has increased. The way I see it is like this… If you run “Mega Corps” would you want me bloging for you? I probably wouldn’t. You see I’m not a talented writer, my spelling and grammar are poor and I’m not adept at making my point – as I will now prove. So “Mega Crops” ask the people who can do these things well to blog for them. What actually makes for a good bloger is someone who can think well! See, a bad idea expressed well is still a bad idea. What makes a great bloger is someone who can think and write well – and these types are rare. But still, what would you rather have, an ill-conceived observation expressed elegantly or a quality observation just expressed?

Which leads me to these two blog post, the first one suggests that people who use Excel in the supply chain are doomed, and the second one adds more fuel to that fire.

Beware Supply Chain Excel Users—YOU are DOOMED!!!!

Excel doesn’t excel in all cases…

Now I need to be careful here, I don’t what to offend anyone.

Equally I’d like to address the lack of understanding and insight, or at least offer a counter view. I have some grounds to make these observations, being somewhat familiar with Excel and having worked in supply chain for the last decade or so.

Basically both articles point out the limitations of Excel, principally by comparing the differences between Excel and a Generic ERP system. For example:

“Excel has features that can calculate safety stock by using prebuilt basic formulas such as moving average, standard deviations forecasts etc. Keep in mind that by doing this, an organization will not have the ability to see the entire supply and demand relationship. On the other hand, when the same safety stock is calculated within an application, it will provide visibility to outstanding supplies that need to be replenished; orders can be planned for production; and it can calculate how quickly organizations can turn a forecast into a deliverable product.”

Khudsiya Quadri, Technology Evaluation Centers

And

“I completely agree with the author that there is a big risk to SCM Professionals who rely too heavily on Excel.  There are all the reasons listed in the article such as  lack of collaboration, visibility, control and no ability to perform “what-if” scenarios.  I would like to add some additional thoughts to this discussion.”

Monique Rupert,  21st Century Supply Chains

So, Excel has limitations creating what if scenarios, and pre built basic functions!! Clearly not Excel experts! Another common theme is that Excel is not very good for collaboration, information sharing and data security…

It is almost impossible to control the integrity of spreadsheet data and access to the spreadsheet.  With multiple people accessing the spreadsheet and no security, how can anyone have any confidence in the data?

Monique Rupert,  21st Century Supply Chains

Well true. Sharepoint (etc.) might help here, but that’s another issue. So basically don’t use Excel as a database. Fair enough but…

Comparing Excel to an ERP system is like comparing a Motor Bike to a Train Network. It’s just stupid. Telling people not to use Excel because it does not have the same capabilities as an ERP system is likewise really bad advice. Excel is different to an ERP system, we could easily re frame the argument the other way around and draw the conclusion that ERP system are the work of the Devil!

In fact, lets do just that.

Beware Supply Chain ERP Users—YOU are DOOMED!!!!

ERP systems are slow expensive complex beasts, with poorly documented calculation methods, inflexible font ends, and limited reporting capabilities. I recently talked to a number of supply chain professional and was shocked by how many of them are using their ERP systems in blind faith that the system are optimised for their needs. In the fast passed global supply chains of today, how can these default settings and calculation models possibly be right for your business?

Consider yourself doomed if you ever find yourself using an ERP system for any of these:

Reporting and Analysis: ERP system can out put reports in a number of formats, but typically they cant build well constructed dashboards, which are tailored to your companies specific needs, and/or ones that can be quickly adapted and changed over time as the needs of the business change. And forget it if you want to do some sort of analysis that the System Architect didn’t think you’d need to do in the 2 month he was specifying the system for your company 3 years ago. (Not that that would ever happen of course…).

Changing the model: ERP systems provide various forecasting tools, is getting the best results from them a skill or a science? Do you even know what equations are being used, it’s unlikely because this is the IP of the vendor, and what about data sources, is that data from the Spanish plant accurate, if it’s not can you do anything about it? Not all that flexible are we!

Your team just grew: Better get your wallet out…

You want someone form out side the organising to use the system: No.

You have a new data source that you’d like to add to the model: Humm, can you see where we’re going…

And so on…

In conclusion neither ERP systems or Excel can doom your supply chain and comparing one against the other as a way to high light a weakness is a logical flaw. Neither ERP systems or Excel are inherently good or bad, badly designed and/or used spreadsheets are a business risk, just like a poor quality ERP system or ones that are used poorly are a risk. Each “system” has strengths and areas where their use makes sense, and this are extremely well document. Likewise the “miss use” of Excel and the motivations for this are also well document, and note – not all of them are unreasonable.

I take exception to the two blog posts because as well as misrepresent the capabilities of Excel, they also give poor or misleading reasons as to why it’s use is dangerous, also they both take one or two valid, but already extremely well understood points, and extrapolate them to reach irrational end points.

So were doe this leave us?

Well, here are some of my thoughts on what you should do to help you avoid risks if your using spread sheets (for anything really)

  • Design you spread sheets well from the ground up (here, and here for help)
  • Understand connected or discounted data sources
  • Learn how to connect to enterprise data bases.
  • Learn about versions, and version control and try to apply it
  • Think about risk, and except it explicitly if you have to

And there ended the rant ;-).

Read this, its (about) the Law

A while back JW notice that some clever chap had been ripping content from his, and other peoples Excel blogs, and reposting it, un attributed. A bit more dig from part time PI Deb Dalgleish unearthed a few sites, all belonging to the same chap, with yet more content theft. Some of the stuff was from this blog, and I tried to get Microsoft to take it down. No luck there and I gave up.

Today I saw a tweet from Jimmy saying that he’d just raised “another” DMCA

Don't mess with the Jimster

Anyway, yesterday I listen to this podcast from Dot Net Rocks, which is about copyright trademarks and so on in software. It’s really interesting, and might be useful.

Why I can’t live without my iPhone.

In fact I don’t have an iPhone. I have a G Phone (a HTC magic (now)), running Android 1.6. But if I’d have said “Why I can’t live without my G Phone”, people might have thought I was on some Android crusade, which I’m not. This post is about “culture”, well ish…

A few weeks ago whilst on a “keeping the wife happy” trip to the theatre, I lost my then phone, (a HTC Hero, running android 1.6 – T-Mobile custom ROM). So I had to go back to the horrible old Sony slide out 9 button jobbie – true evil.

Worst phones maybe available, but it's bloody unlikely

Now I have never insured my phones, I reason that you get a new one ever year, so if you lose it just cut your loses and wait for your contract to be renewed. And anyway, insurance like this is a massive con right, £70 a year for a free “£350” phone. Unless you’re especially gifted, you’re only likely to lose once every 3 years.

So there I was with the telephonic progeny of Satan pressed up against one ear, and this funny, odd feeling in the other (- ear, and not, I’m happy to add the afore mentioned wife!).

Now, I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I had mobophobia, but I did long for the old days. No podcasts on the way home, No Google maps if I got lost, no tunes to listen to at the drop of a hat. Not insurmountable problems I grant you, but why be without the “luxury” when its no great shakes to have it?

So there you go, I went and got a new phone. Now I have it all back, and it feels so good!! Podcasts, mp3’s, chess games, shazam, twitter, the ability to Sky+ TV programmes I don’t really want to watch form the comfort of the pub, and a practically limitless amount of other rubbish that I don’t really want or need. But I can have it, I can have it all, and now I’ve got it I don’t want to give it up!

so there you have it…

Me 0, Mobile phone companies 1!

Down Tools…

The eagle eyed amongst you will have notice that MIE has taken one of it’s now customary hiatuses (?), this has been in part due to project work load, and in part due to a new “bird” which obviously eats up time at the start :-).

Anyway it’s 4:30 on Friday and after one of the worst days, in a year of bad days, I’ve called time and am downing tools (figuratively speaking, of course), the world of enterprise will have to wait until 8am Monday for any more input from Mr Ross McLean!

<dam it, there is one more thing I have to do before I can call time, back in a sec, dam you would of enterprise!!!!>

Just an hour then later…. grrrrrr….

Anyway, enough with the self pity, here’s the reason for the post, a link to a list of code realted podcasts:

http://www.developerfusion.com/library/podcasts/

Have a great weekend, I command you!

Time/Task recording systems

I was asked to report on the time I was spending on different tasks each day. As quick as a flash, I was reminded of Dick’s Excel tool for doing this.

DicksTool

Not too shabby for sure, but these days I’m not always in Excel, and although I could extend Dick’s code, it doesn’t do everything out of the box. So I took a look around, I didn’t look very far to be fair, but I quickly found Rachota. It’s a light weight Java app, its not too bad, but I found it slightly awkward to use. For example to change the tasks you have to jump around the dialog a bit. The dialogs a little ugly, and there’s not much in the way of reporting. Overall a step up from Dicks addin, but still not something I could use meaningfully.

Rachota

My next, and I’m happy to say final, stop was the mighty; Grindstone.  Firstly a bonus point for the name. It’s a .Net app (looking at the grid control 2+). Itlooks nice and is well layout -not perfect mind. I would have liked to see the bottom controls at the top or in the middle of the dialog – better still, if I could place them where I wanted, but no big deal.

Grindstone

At least you can work down the dialog logically. Reporting is available out of the app, it will fill out a grid control which, inexplicably, you can’t copy out of, but you can export to XML. It also has the ability to calculate invoices, based on a rate table, but I have not used this myself.

Over all a lovely little application!