There is nothing that can be done on Monday mornings that can’t be done on Tuesday afternoons - save breakfast - so take a peak at these. And for god sake Mike C, you’re spilling your coffee!
Possibly not work safe.
Funny name, but it gets a bit interesting at “Br#####k’s formal parent language” - where you can seen that a UTM only needs 6 commands to pass the test - give me enough polynomial time, a lever long enough and I can climb any mounting - I may be mixing my metaphors somewhat.

This is worth a read:
Where’s the Bottleneck?, I think I agree with one commenter:

“Microsoft finds itself surrounded by world class problems. Lawsuits brought not just by a single nation but a consortium of nations; a shift of the primary revenue stream from private citizens to big companies and governments; ever increasing demands from big companies and government for functionality, such as security, that the old customers don’t value as much; and the requirement to remain compatible with the past (old code base), which exacerbates their problems.”

And I think this should be taught as a law of computer science:
Diseconomies of Scale and Lines of Code
Possibly why so many Excel solutions are used every day.

Lastly, a funny:
The Last Language War

Good day to you sir!